Ok, like many of you out there, who grew up in the 80′s, one of the first things I ever jerked off too was the Jim Palmer Jockey ads. To me it was amazing to see this big time Baseball player, wear the undies I was wearing, Bikini Briefs! I was like this is amazing. Here [...]

So Sammy Sosa shows up on the red carpet at the Latin Grammy Awards show looking like me when I’m finished worshipping the porcelain god — or plastic if, god forbid you gotta hurl in a Port-O-Potty — and expects us to believe a skin cream gave him that ‘i just died’ look. Oh OK, I get [...]

What many saw as the best division in all of football prior to the season has been just slightly above average through the first half of the season. I thought the Eagles and Giants would finish 1-2 with the Cowboys finishing a close third, and while I may have gotten the teams right at the midway [...]

Cal running back Jahvid Best is reportedly doing well and has movement in his extremities after a terrifying play in which he went flying through the air and crashed to the ground on his upper back and neck. The injury, suffered in Saturday’s game against Oregon State, silenced an entire stadium as Best lay on [...]

The cardiac kids of college football, otherwise known as the #4 ranked Iowa Hawkeyes, suffered their first defeat of the season at the hands of Northwestern 17-10 on Saturday. It was over when Iowa starting quarterback Ricky Stanzi rolled his ankle early in the second quarter on a play in which his fumble was recovered in [...]

Five games across the football world this weekend will go a long way in separating the good from the mediocre and each game has a big question that must be answered. Can LSU run the ball effectively enough to upset Alabama? Both teams have first year quarterbacks, in Jordan Jefferson and Greg McElroy, who’ve struggled at times. [...]

Some of you may have heard about the current controversy at The University of Mississippi. We have for years been playing a song known as “From Dixie with Love” (aka The American Trilogy by Elvis Presley). The song blends the battle song of the confederacy Dixie with the battle song of the Union The Battle [...]

There was little doubt in Dwight Howard’s mind as to whether he should forego college coming out of Southwest Atlanta Christian Academy, after all he watched his boyhood idol, Kevin Garnett, make a successful transition from high school to the pro game in 1995. As evidenced by his wearing of Superman’s cap during the 2008 All-Star [...]

Florida coach Urban Meyer announced this week he has suspended linebacker Brandon Spikes for the first half of Saturday’s upcoming game against Vanderbilt after Spikes attempted to gouge the eyes of Georgia running back Washaun Ealey in last weekend’s 41-17 victory over the Bulldogs. You can see the incident here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta0garYRQ_0 Spikes made no excuses [...]

Chase Utley clubbed a pair of homers, tying Reggie Jackson’s World Series record of five in a single World Series, and Cliff Lee pitched into the eighth inning, as the Philadelphia Phillies held off the New York Yankees ninth inning rally, in route to an 8-6 victory, forcing a Game 6 Wednesday in New York. If [...]

What happened to the Broncos? After a dominating season and a hot 6-0 start not allowing more than 20 points to any team other than the Chargers (23), they come off their bye week and get their asses handed to them unceremoniously by a Ravens team hot off of a three game losing streak and [...]

The NFL season is closing in on the halfway point and thankfully that brings an end to Favre’s revenge on the Packers. With both Packers / Vikings games behind us let’s take a look at the big stories from another weekend featuring more blowouts than close games. Seattle Seawhawks 17 Dallas Cowboys 38 Tony Romo’s 3rd straight [...]

Florida and Texas appear to be gathering momentum as they roll through the most difficult portions of their 2009 schedule. Led by Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy, much was expected of the offenses, however, the Longhorns and Gators are making some noise on the defensive side of the ball. On Saturday the Gators held Georgia to [...]

Even though I’m a gay man, I’m not much of a gay activist. I realize that sports, my area of expertise, is probably the most homophobic institution left in America. That’s why when I saw this MTV story idea for their Tru Life documentary/series I thought it would be important to pass it along. MTV is [...]

UPDATE #1 : Per the Advocate, Levi’s Johnson will make it’s debut on PlayGirl.com in December with the magazine due to drop in January. UPDATE #2 : CNN is reporting that at the last minute Levi backed out of showing his penis. Per this report on CNN, he was photographed with objects that were strategically placed to hide his manhood. Not that [...]

The Kansas Jayhawks are #1 in the AP Preseason Top 25 for only the second time in their storied history. With so much talent returning, the big question isn’t whether they will make it to the Final Four but how many Jayhawks will be out for work release in time for the NCAA tournament. During the off [...]

Last night we were witnesses to one of the most memorable and dominant pitching perfomances in World Series history as Cliff Lee threw a complete game six hitter, allowing only one run and striking out ten. It was a performance, on the game’s biggest stage, that legends are made of. With all of the talk about [...]

If you are looking at this World Series to find hotties in action than you’re sure to be disappointed but that shouldn’t take away from what, on paper, appears to be one of the most interesting World Series in some time. The Cinderellas of the past two years, Rockies and Rays, have been a nice story, [...]

How can life possibly get any better for Spurs point guard Tony Parker? Consider this, he’s a star point guard on one of the best teams in NBA history, he’s a three time NBA champion, he’s married to a stunning Hollywood actress, he’s got a nice ass (see below) and he’s a friggin hottie who just [...]